Meditazioni jenesi - l'intercessione è riuscita

Dio ascolta Madonna
(God listens to Madonna)

e adesso un piccolo extra sulla creazione dell'universo

Everything started with the big bang. It was saturday night and God and his roommate Shug were armwrestling.
Shug: "Ha ha ha, you go down man!"
Prrrr!
Shug: "Oh dude, that is sick!"
God: "Yeah! UNDEFEATED!!! Oh, wait, wait wait wait, here comes another one. Quick, give me your lighter."
Bang!
Then, over millions of years, evolution took its course...
...of course I'm obligated by the state of Kansas to present the Curch's alternative to the Theory of Evolution...